jackiemarie90

You wish bish! I'm so buff i can crush your head with my hand.

Are we still doing old pics? Here's one with my unibrow.

You can burn a flames of a hot dense star radiating energy undetectable with the human eye.

I wish.

If you can reach it small fry.

First of all, alpha's only get into brawls, secondly, it wouldn't be much of a fight.

It's part of being an alpha male mang. Once you achieve that status, anyone less just doesn't see the world like we do.

Well shit how much are we talking here? I got this valuable thing to sell for some fucks.

I'll add that to the next lesson.

I mean that's one of the ways, but some that will still not piss off as much people as a vague degree of care.

I fixed your typos.

You beta believe it! Now I'm a little drunk.

I think my short intention span gauges time to quickly.

I know, I just exude alpha male right through the screen.

I'm a slice of cheese

Honestly anyone thinking they are more alpha than me is a beta unknowing to them. Part of the alpha male culture is just know you are.

I love that after seeing this post, I kinda want to answer yes anytime anyone would ask me this question. lol Also there is always drinking water upside down.

Well you caught me. Ever since I decided to be an alpha male I have isolated many friends in irl.

lol barely drinking. But I thought this was funny, guess I was wrong.

Always have great discussion topics ready like politics and religion where people are certain most likely to not agree as a whole. Be so indifferent that it infuriates the ones closest to you. As it may numb you to life's hardships it will also numb you to possible joy and care. If you are good about something brag about it constantly even though you only do so out of insecurity, it will certainly not make other insecure people better. Be an Alpha male. Rely on others to work and clean up after you. Just overall have any kind of opinion on the internet or anywhere else as well.

I know a lot of people are having a reawakening with this song from fallout. But I just remember last year at my local oktoberfest when 100's of people got way beyond turnt when this song started playing and it's as if there was peace on the earth for a few minutes. People were drunkenly singing and holding each other, I wish I filmed it.

West Virginiaaa, Blue Ridge mountains, Shenandoah River Life is old there, older than the trees Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze

I don't smoke cigarettes although weed does make nausea go away.

Dam those retail workers having to take balance four other tasks from their supervisors AND eventually take a break/lunch. The audacity!