Sawdy

The line cook that has nobody in his life and is forced to participate and gather attention on a dying forum…. Spittin? nah… you seem unstable today? Can I provide you with some resources you may need? Life saving resources? I want you to have the help you need, and it’s free…

You only care about yourself, we know.

My friend who was the bartender would always throw up the stripper signage to stay away from me too, so I could drink in peace… the new girls would come up and ask me to buy them a drink and I’d usually buy them one, but they were told pretty quickly I wasn’t a mark… something about cocaine and fear at lunch time is soothing to me

@HamStation you appear to have been Viper, so whatever magical world of lies you’re off creating… may you always attempt to kobayashi that shit… HBD weirdo

Why can’t there just be a mutation or something that makes me able to see in the dark, instead of causing blindness… or or or… like, make me orgasm when I poop… it’s always, difficult breathing this, erectile dysfunction that… or death (that one’s not terrible)

Twin lobster tail specials daily dude

This is why people think you and I are the same person….

Oh, let me say it again for the kids in the back… you are paying for convenience… not quality or even service…. As the meals are wrong… a lot… and a lot of times you can’t add in special instructions… like, I’m allergic to shit… or, don’t put cheese on that shit because I have no tolerance for lactose… and finally…. The food is always cold… the service sucks…

I never really wanted one until you explained it this way… specifically the first part….

The App favors the driver…. So if they have drivers in that area it will default to there…. If they didn’t, they’d be running all over the place… as it is, they will still need to get that food to your location, thus, availability in your area will become easier…. Say, if someone wanted a Taco Bell in your area, but they live 20 minutes away. you’re paying for convenience.

I’ve been to a few by myself, but friend was the bartender there and she gave me super strong and free drinks, and she made bank on me from tips. the girls taking their clothing off wasn’t even something I paid attention to really, occasionally glancing and if someone caught my eye, I’d give them some cash… but it was usually Sunday’s and football was on…. And they had Keno… so I was flicking my beans on all vices

@ghostrek can we get a play by play? * Did you pick her up in your car? *what time was the date and what time did it end? * what did you talk about? What things did you connect on? * are there plans for another? * where did you take her? * is she aware that your dong will fucking break her spine? If yes, who is her health care provider?

Here an idea…. Give them away instead of holding them until they go back and are tossed. I know it’s a crazy idea… but fuck…

Finally… ”hell is only a word…. Reality is much much worse….”