you're the chick-fil-a president, you pray to god, and he watches over your restaurant.
god makes the chicken there extra juicy, he makes sure the recipes are the best. god grants you loyal employees who always cheerfully respond "it's my pleasure" when ever someone thanks them.
god sends the most attractive girls to eat and work at your restaurant.
satan sends his gays down to try to shut down the restaurant. god sends 4 times as many christians to to give the restaurant fantastic prosperity.
you thank god by remaning closed on sunday.
anyway, how many of you guys like chick-fil-a?
for me, it's the spicy deluxe.