Commander McBelch

I'll get the original when I'm back to work.

Just because I edited out the dots emitting from the mouth, representing covid particles?

Either that, or I'd be unemployed.

Cat wants to be Mr. Creosote.

It's part of a covid warning sign.

I don't punch people who use messy words. They're just showing how inarticulate they are. I get nicer words from intelligent people.

That's quite a distorted reflection. The pipes are bass reflectors. The whole casing is actually particle board with black Formica. The lighting provides the brown color. A stamp on the back says the casing is compliant with formaldehyde regulations. Now, if I could just find the right portable amp for it...

That's crummy.

You want a better caption? "It's not really drinking alone if the cat's home."

"Now, which one of these is the asparagus juice WD 40 cocktail?"

Dead people smell.

Sure, you do. Spit it out, then.

All this and you don't know her name? You may as well be talking about Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Who is my mother, then, and why is she still here instead of the spirit world?

Your not going find any part of family by assuming the entire lot is tied to a single name.

And you found my mother that way? Who did you really inquire about?

And what's the name du jour?

You checked a name. No relation.

When HR gives you the same bag of horse pucky, you will not fight it.

I don't own one like that. There is one with saw teeth printed, but that's the only one that is image printed.

You only wish so.

Which mask? I have about fifty different ones.

I received what was owed to me, the very same as in the last fifteen years. All this person did was postpone the inevitable for five weeks. These are not merit points, I'm referring to something much bigger than that under state law. Don't hand me half the law and tell me it's the entire law.