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Commander McBelch

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  1. I'm broke, according to some idiots who didn't bother to count the number of active recipients when conducting this phony audit?
  2. As long as the claim is that nobody is receiving benefits, yes.
  3. You think I plan to take a loan on that?
  4. Probably not the most accurate report available, since there are in fact a number of people currently receiving benefits from it.
  5. That's why the union holds the pension accounts. While casinos are getting bought and sold like Pokemon cards, the transient ownership and management can't take a cent out of the accounts.
  6. This, and people still wonder why I didn't join the military.
  7. It varies widely. Look for someone who has to short sell.
  8. I'm expecting to pay the lot rental for a double wide and not work. Maybe take one international trip.
  9. Recon some folks call it a hallucinogen. I just call it instant stupid. Mmm hmm...
  10. Oh, I'm sure the other janitors will be glad to light the way.
  11. And, what happens when you don't find this jackass?
  12. So, let me get this straight... You're going to take some time out of your busy schedule to enter a casino and give everyone a lot of horses and jazz about some alleged jackass that nobody likes? Good luck with that one.
  13. Be sure to have your body cam turned on when you walk around, asking about me. Plenty of good belly laughs in that.
  14. Talk to a guy named Greg, same department. I'll know whether you were really there just by what sort of nasty things he says about you. He hates every customer.
  15. Came across it by accident. Liked it.
  16. You do and I'll mix more lemon juice with pennywort.
  17. That, and I can bet eighty seven dollars that Jesus doesn't know who or what MgS is. Isn't he just the grooviest?
  18. Direct quote from him: Hoo! Now, I'm over there! My hair is green and I'm a tree!" That was the day a cop found him in a park with his head buried in the dirt like an ostrich.
  19. Who WAS he? Just some nut back in the sixties. A real party hound. He wasn't even 25 when he took a trip... and stayed. That wasn't his real name though. Only the cops knew that.
  20. It's from the same lot as the high five pair that doesn't care.
  21. Atheist, much? Tisk tisk
  22. Life doesn't end when the body quits.
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