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YES!!! THANK YOU!!!!! 😂

HUZZAH!!!

You are not alone in this, man. I am a MAJOR wimp when it comes to pain.

This injustice will not pass!!

Could we start over?

As was I, and I took it too far. I owe you the apology. 😞

What part of “I have no fucking money” do you not understand?!?!

And what lesson would that be?! I wish I had your luck. Most kids show me no respect whatsoever. Also, you can call me a kid. I will not be offended.

Worst. Dad. Ever.

If I had $50, would I be asking you for money???

I need $100 for…..stuff.

As did I.

Daddy?

Good! I……just played around on my phone.

*says exaggeratedly* Well! I’m….not quite sure what to say here. *blushes* Thank you.

They did WHAT????

How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?!

I voted, but I can’t see who else did.

My entire body is ugly.

I have a question for YOU: Where was Uranus last night between the hours of 9PM and 1AM???

I am even lamer. I basically live a straight edge lifestyle, though not exactly by choice.

DO EET NAO!!

I honestly don’t know what they put in it. Also, the strongest thing I ever take is Benadryl. I don’t even drink. That may be why it had/is having such a strong effect on me.

Well, color me jealous. Meteorology has always been fairly interesting to me, even though I know very little about it. Sounds like a good day to be lazy, if you can pull it off. 😀

So…..the gummy last night….. This was a different kind than I took last time, and it made for one weird night. I stayed on my couch most of the night. Got up around 9 to use the bathroom, and noticed that I could barely move. I mean, I could move, but it felt like I was moving through water. Like my body was doing the opposite of what my brain was telling it to do. Weirdest thing, though, was that I still had complete control over my thoughts and actions, for the most part. I don’t believe I’ll be taking this gummy again.