RedemptionZeni

Nah, I actually gained weight. I weight in at 182.6 every morning and evening because I have ascites, so my distended belly makes it look as though I'm a pregnant man. I can't shed the belly because fluid is consistently building up in that area, so the only way I'm getting down to the 150 range that I'd be at, if I hadn't been such an alcoholic and had taken care of my body, is if I get a liver transplant.

Is that the pope?

It's true everyone. KN, Pat, sorry for all the trouble I caused. I know that it was going on for nearly fifteen years, but I would like to work with a clean slate and be part of the community again, if you'll allow it. A lot of my juvenile tendencies were my own methods of social experimentation, but I've since matured because you can only derive cheap pleasure from irking people for so long before it becomes an old shtick and you have to come up with something cooler to do with your time. I hope I can make it to 2021, but I do have some serious liver problems and will probably require a transplant in the coming months. Anyway, proof that it's really me lies below. May I have a second chance? 🥴