mochi

in 1992 Mattel decided they needed to make Ken "cooler" so they started doing marketing research of things they though 90's kids would think were cool, they decided "raves" were a thing that 90's kids thought were cool, so they started reasearching Rave fashion (which at the time Raves were EXTREMELY Gay) and ended up designing a Ken doll that looked like this they named the doll "earring magic Ken" and it became the best selling Ken doll in history because Gay men were buying it when Mattel realized how Gay it was they discontinued it

layed by a moo-cow I believe wore Pants, suspenders and a tie, only washed his face on the 5th of July, Steve took a nap in a frying pan and woke up next to sausages ::]::

MAZEL TOV!

according to this the Unicorn Frappucino is disgusting tasting

disgusting

in the extreme BDSM community there's some S&M masters who actually behave like that I just thought you should know your attempt at talking down to me sounds gayer than you realize

cute, I like snakes

I think horses smell nice Cows and Pigs not so much

is that your fantasy?

he looks like Dexter

I don't smoke weed but [soundcloud] [/soundcloud]

yeah they remade the Stepford wives in like 2004 or something and thought it would be "progressive" to include a gay couple and have the more macho republican member of the couple have his girlier liberal boyfriend turned into a male Stepford wife so basically Lefou from the live action Beauty and the Beast remake (which Disney later backtracked on)

everything at the back of my fridge freezes ....enjoy your frozen sandwich ::]::

sorry I had to

I know right!, I mean I know it's a work of fiction but, I mean what suicidal person, ever, has left behind a manifesto listing out their FRIENDS as evil conspirers responsible for their death?

so does the guy, he's handsome and blonde

well the guy isn't ugly either

reminds me of a story I read this morning where a guy has sex with a cube of Jelly

someone made a Hatsune Miku version of that gif of the guy rapidly blinking in confusion

my only real point is that the suicide victim seems like a shitty person as well and that....to be blunt, the 7 bystanders she called out as part of her "13 reasons why" are actually a lot less shitty than her were they unsupportive?, yes, is that abnormal for teenagers?, no, so for her to tell her friends "you killed me!" just because they didn't know the right thing to say or do to comfort her (which is NORMAL at their age) implies....a really huge amount of egotism and cruelty on her behalf the 3 people actually responsible DID deserve to be called out, had she not blamed her friends for killing her she'd look much better

I remember back when drinking anti-freeze killed you now we use it like sugar