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mochi

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    Noelle is straight up a prettier Helga Patakki
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    did he just say "Marielief" WHAT THE FUCK IS HE GOING TO DO TO HIS SISTER?!
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    Rift men?!
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    she was a double double agent
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    she reminds me of someone
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    it really fucking is sex offenders night on toonami isn't it goddamn
  8. mochi
    TIME FOR THE NEW KING OF SHONEN
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    alright then it was just an unfortunate naming choice
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    **rolls eyes and scream groans**
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    @elfiedid you save the image I made for you?
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    SHE'S A KILLER QUEEEEEEEEEEEEN DYNAMITE WITH A LAZER-BEAM!
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    this has been Mochi your guide to the horrifying world of dark facts about beloved children's media
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    side note Alice in wonderland was written by a pedophile, Alice was an actual little girl he was molesting, he wrote the story to seduce her
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    Sinon: your soul is in your brain! Me: strictly speaking your soul would have to fill your entire body since it's basically just an abstract way that humans rationalize the electromagnetic energy keeping their body alive
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    if that were true he'd have made Kirito and Eugeo more deliberately gay (or Bi rather) from what I understand neither of them actually are
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    at the very least that sorta confirms Eugeo and Alice don't actually exist IRL if he's beta testing a new "win or die IRL" MMO
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    Asuna: stop fucking your sister **implants a heart monitor in her husband so she can tell when he's having sex with other people**
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    Kirito: what are you my mom? Me: no but evidently you're fucking your sister so she may as well be
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    and the author, since the only reason he would've done this to Kirito was because he wanted to fuck him and didn't want it to be gay
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    SAO's author evidently also has weird repressed homosexual leanings considering he made Kirito a Trap in GGO
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    inb4
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    side note Kh3 surprisngly didn't have an "everyone paired off with a random girl and had babies ending
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    yep, we have to put up with Kirito being SUPER GAY with a blonde lookalike of himself and then a rape scene so disgusting it forced the show's creator to issue an on-air apology for a year
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