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UnevenEdge

OSC

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  1. Stand name: Your Call Can't Be Completed As Dialed
  2. "Stay back." "If we don't know where the attack will come from, define Back."
  3. "He was never able to enjoy a bacon sandwich again."
  4. "The dogs he needed to shoot out of fear for his life..."
  5. "Have you decided how we'll kill them?" "Ruthlessly." "I was hoping bad music, but ruthlessly works."
  6. "By next week, I won't be able to keep myself from jerking off."
  7. "I will spend the next 300 years to make this happen. Pity you won't be alive to see it, but I give my promise anyways."
  8. "There was this one guy I was only able to turn demon halfway. He's currently in love with some girl named Kagome."
  9. *sings along with the BGM* Twinkle twinkle little... Those are the wrong notes.
  10. "She was voted Homecoming Demon at her high school!!"
  11. "I gave him two bowls, but he somehow ate three."
  12. "You're a demon?" "No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express." "But there's no such thing as a Holiday Inn Express." "You got me. I'm a demon."
  13. "This could be trouble. But I'm not a flower slayer."
  14. "You could've simply asked to give me a hickey!"
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