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UnevenEdge

OSC

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  1. "Wait!! He's not even listening. Well, when has he ever?"
  2. "So this is the power of Viagra." "You weren't supposed to use it on your sword, but ok."
  3. "Your kuda-yadda yadda yadda..."
  4. When did the bridge get that big?
  5. "I have to cut the bridge... no, not slow enough."
  6. "And if Mongo shows up, well... do you have any exploding cigars?"
  7. "What were you two doing up there?" "Taking loads in the mouth. Stop asking questions."
  8. "It's common sense to aim for the mouth." Not a porno.
  9. "You have no idea how much doing ASMR videos helped me perfect my tapping."
  10. "I'm only pointing the gun at you to keep you from panicking. I mean in the wrong way."
  11. "Hey, driver. Why are your hands still attached to the wheel?"
  12. His adversaries all had the accuracy of Josh Allen.
  13. "He knew that was no way for a man to treat his mother."
  14. For the longest time, I kept thinking he was singing "Fight Dio".
  15. "If you lose your humanity... who am I kidding? When were you ever human?"
  16. "You can't inhale her smells." "But I can say anyone's name just fine." "No. I don't want you describe your siscon fantasies in detail, you sicko."
  17. Nezuko: "Goaaaallll!!" "I'm trying to kill you!! Not play sports!!"
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