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UnevenEdge

OSC

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  1. "Don't eat anything before we have sushi." Words to live by.
  2. "He's coming." "Is he bringing sushi?" Nice line, Jigen. LOL
  3. "She played you." "Meh. I'd still do her."
  4. His stand comes with Google Maps. Go fig.
  5. "Your 350 hours of boasting got me to give in to you like a salaryman would give into an oncoming train."
  6. You're supposed to cook the chicken first, you sick freak!!
  7. Says the guy talking for how long now?
  8. "Shit, Jesus, Mary, And Joseph!!" One of those people is not part of the family.
  9. "I didn't kill him!! My arm did!! That didn't help me at all."
  10. "It's that face I denied existing!!"
  11. "I'll kill them all, and let God sort it out."
  12. Gordon Ramsey: "MEDIUM RARE, YOU DONKEY!!" Donkey: "You're not Shrek."
  13. Crane to crane combat, actually.
  14. "When I grow up, I'm gonna go into space, and get sexual healing from a hottie."
  15. If you have a Hardee's, same thing.
  16. "Gene. This is the police. Surrender now, and we'll only beat you up a little bit."
  17. Side note: I was thinking that Carl's Jr's $5 deal was a rip off, but then they mentioned the cookie...
  18. Like an animated Ken doll.
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