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UnevenEdge

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  1. I dunno. What do you think, Nina? "Edward?" Go back to sleep.
  2. "Is this your kid?" "No." "Then, is this your card?" "It's magic!!"
  3. Personally, I wasn't impressed with his licking. I know an owl that can get to the center of a Tootsie Pop in three licks.
  4. "You'll never get it off." "Like one of my boogers." "Um... not really." "You shouldn't underestimate my boogers." "O....kay...."
  5. That's what's been bugging me all this time. That girl looks like she meant to go to the GI Joe set.
  6. I almost made that joke. Glad you did it.
  7. It's that time again. Not sure how to embed here. What can I say? I don't do it often enough to memorize it.
  8. His father wouldn't happen to be Rob Lowe.
  9. I thought it was guitaro guitaro. Like her clan really sucked at spanish.
  10. No information, but food's a proper substitute.
  11. Captain Nyan Nyan could stand to eat pirates.... or shit.
  12. "No. I'd rather eat pirates."
  13. "And did they use quality ingredients to make me?" To this day I wonder what no artificial being ever asked that question.
  14. "You keep taking your clothes off, I'll regret something else."
  15. "Wouldn't you rather want to know the secret 11 herbs and spices?"
  16. "What your favorite scary mov-- I mean, your favorite color?"
  17. "I never heard of Hilda McDougal." "I'm talking about two different people!!"
  18. It doesn't even have pinstripes.
  19. Officer Nyan Nyan?
  20. I almost wrote mpk. So I'm thankful for not going by the metric system.
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