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UnevenEdge

OSC

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  1. "They found someone. They then contacted his parents who filed that missing persons report a week prior."
  2. "This gave him more time to pray... and become a Disney princess."
  3. Wolf: "This isn't paradise."
  4. "Why did he punch? Just because."
  5. "Even when he was a baby, he was old... wait. I was the baby? What story am I telling again?"
  6. Pito and the dragon. A forbidden love that was never meant to be.
  7. Pito then spotted a mouse and lost concentration.
  8. "Sounds like a bullerproof plan." Puns are my job.
  9. We talking about size again? Didn't Haruko do enough?
  10. "You did destroy some of my foot soldiers with your... foot."
  11. "So the shrimp has one as well." Considering you used the stand giving arrow, no shit.
  12. *feels the urge to write a story titled Valid just to be an asshole, and because I'm addicted to playing with words*
  13. Side note: When throwing pizza boxes around, make sure there's no pizza inside.
  14. "Even if it's a trap, I'll gladly fall for it."
  15. "He won't know I'm coming. The stair squeaks isn't giving me away at all." "I'm not done!!" "Screw it. I always suck at being stealth."
  16. How about wiping that blood trail out of existence?
  17. I knew those who said that size didn't matter was full of shit.
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