Phillies

I know the feels

Mentally ill? I am mentally chill :420: O0 :420: O0 :420: O0

Can I just live off your food stamps? Don't you get double cause of your kids? Why can't we just buy lobster with your stamps :'( Why can't I apply for moar food stamps because I am bipolar. :'( ?

What about food stamps? ::]::

Wait... I thought Uncle Sam pays child support... isn't that how it works?? ::]::

Bigfoot isn't a sea creature. What about this thing?

If we make moar babies does that mean we get moar child support? I think we are just gonna live off Uncle Sam from now!

Thanx.

I thought we got rid of mods?

The online paper boy! Thats genious! +1

What other sea creature resembles fuggz?? Godzilla?

You left Willy at home?

You have alot of jobs on your resume there don't ya. ::spin::

Thats her:

Willy dun like fuggz. She reminds him of a killer whale. :(

Most of the time the paper will probably land near the front door step, so thats tip worthy. Fucking cunt customers can walk a few feet and find their goddamn paper... I am a hard working white-blue collar tax paying citizen damn it!

Willy the lobster *teary eyes* :'( <3

The audience be like... Fuggz! Fuggz! Fuggz! Fuggz! ;D

Watch Dr.Phillies He has your medicine :fap: :420: :brownbottle: wink

Sonic has some good fewd though. ::]::

I will be making 80 dollars per week ::spin:: Plus tips!

fuggz.... the paper route is only one block... and my mom said she wouldn't give me the weekly $40 dollar allowance... Maybe we can just buy 2 live fresh lobsters at the grocery store?? Or maybe I can just go catch my own, what do you say fuggly wuggly? ::]::

The Judas Chair ::: [shudders]