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Phillies

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  1. Ok! :brownbottle:
  2. We can always kill ourselves if it gets too tedious :::
  3. What is better? A vibrator or a dildo? ::spin::
  4. Today is gonna be even worse. :::
  5. I thought you quit drinking coffee?
  6. I wish it were Tuesday! Just another manic Wednesday!
  7. That why you always drink your coffee with breakfast before you head to the shower. The coffee helps with the crap- also no sense in brushing your teeth in the morning before you eat breakfast.
  8. Fuggz I agree! Some rich person is spending our much needed food stamps on martinis which they are drinking from their boat in the Caribbean! And my waifu goes hungry sometimes!
  9. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR9sTtF5HJE&list=FLNPHxp61m10VHnOa8q8ljEw&index=38
  10. Did you get fired from the liquor store job??
  11. :D Make sure you wash it out with soap and water before you mail it
  12. Damn... As long as she didn't spend the money on cocaine and Leeks....
  13. I won't let the cat near waifu.
  14. I didn't read a word of that. :fap: :::
  15. All hail Lord Trump!
  16. wh... how much did you loan her?? :| :|
  17. Something like that just happened at my house. Seriously
  18. Sit both of them on the J-chair. We need to install a beer holder on those things for Zeni.
  19. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: :::
  20. I am gonna fap to it real quick, hold on.
  21. I fuck hot pillows.
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