Phillies

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My waifu is a whore.

Stuck a Leek in my butt to see if I was gay. It was just experimentation, nothing more.

Or fuggz can always sit on me

I've never actually really considered it. Lately with the mental health causing problems I at least want the satisfaction to know there is a way out (only if need be). So I am not suicidal by any means, its just the situation currently has the potential for further future issues and while unresolved is at the very least uncertain. So if unrecoverable obviously suicide is on the list of possible solutions. Upon further analysis suicide also is very unobtainable. The applicant must be responsible for performing the task- one time at a close friends house I stuck an unloaded shotgun in my mouth Kurt Cobain style. We were joking around of course... it was a terrifying experience even while it was unloaded... I don't think I could stomach the act.

The whut?

She was up all night blowing coke again! And who knows what else! I will not tolerate this!

Judas Chair then. :fap:

There is no guarantee that will work outside of medical assistance. The pill method is really unreliable.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Again though, it sounds easy on paper, you are gonna be sitting there staring at this big machine and you might chicken out. Also it requires energy to go out and find this big machine.

Yeah but what if you get afraid at the last second? then you are gonna be sitting there like a retard with your hands glued to your face.

Waifu is nowhere to be found!

StarFish- its basically a giant clam.

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Waifu has no honor

I already have a girlfriend. And she was suppost to be to work 2 hours ago!

what are you trying to say?

These damn papers aren't going to deliver themselves!

I'm gonna go back to snffing heroin if this keeps up.

Get a waifu, they can tolerate more shit. Trust me I know

This seems less scay then the other methods, however there is no guarantee.

The hanging method also sounds difficult. There is also time to regret your decision. The gun method is obviously most effective but scary. There is lots of time to pussy out, which is what will probably happen after sucking on a shotgun or pistol barrel for more then 30 seconds..at which point the mission won't get accomplished anyways so what is the point.

well one career is as good as any I suppose. ::]::

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