Phillies

Its not my fault I can't afford Lobster everynight. I am still waiting on your Uncle Sam to give us food stamps and money for our pillow babies. You need to give him a call.

I already eat Leek soup every night. Waifu cooks it... it doesn't even taste like soup... it taste like vinegar.

Its a reference to my penis :fap:

Get the shotgun.

-1 x 10 ^ fuggz weight lbs.

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Oh Larry. Poor Larry >.> I tried to bring him into our bedroom routine but fuggz insisted his real role was in the kitchen Then I hid him the bathroom tub for a few weeks... But Larry has disappeared. I fear fuggz got a hold of him.

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my response:

*kicks in the balls*

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Don't forget the Leeks and fried chicken.

Its a good kind of crushed though. Honestly I can think of worse ways to go. I'd consider it a viable option so to speak.

I only see 1. Try again :fap:

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Unemployed

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Its a compliment.. more fuggz means more love <3 owo

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Fuggz alone counts as a 3some.