I have legit gotten into a half drunk blowout with a cop for backing my car in and having two tires a little over the line of a handicapped spot at Wawa.
I was pulling out and forgot my friend's cigs, so threw it in revere and left my car sitting in the spot, running, with the top down and three people in it. Before I was back out the door this cop ws up on my face telling me "Parking like this is like saying Fuck you to my face!" to which I replied, "Why the fuck would I leave my Mustang RUNNING WITH THE TOP DOWN NEAR THE FRANKFORD TERMINAL. Obviously I'm not leaving it here."
My friend calmed me down and the cop got in his PPD fucking VAN, and just before I pulled out sideways in a cloud if tire smoke I said loudly to my friends, "Oh he's just mad he's stuck with the Police Pedo van."
But in a different case, underage and drinking in the open at Gay Pride me asked a cop where to "get more of these" as I pointed to my open beer and he directed the 5 of us to a small place that sold six packs. Only one of us was over 21 >