Rogue_Alphonse

to just remove those stupid troll threads rather than move them to Dumpster Fires. Key word is stupid, because of who is making them.

I was fucking a 25 year old married chick who had two kids... turns out she wasn't just cheating on her drug addict husband with me

No, that's the most annoying car to drive in the rain... in the wurld. Not to be confused with generally the most annoying car to drive... in the wurld.

Psh. You won't be cranky when we are drinking.

I never said that. You asked if I stick a Q-tip in my dick head. I don't, but that reminded me of that fucking swab thing I had done when I was 17

I kept popping in and out of places that served beers and shots

I usually have to pee right after so it's easier to wipe the tip. Other than that I'm also usually in the shower right after. But I have had a small q-tip in my dick head... at least I was free of any STD's -_'

The only thing I can eat from Wendy's is the Frosty

420pooh4u[/member] You did it wrong.

80 is my favorite temperature.

I think that's what McD's and Wendy's did to me.

Maybe y'all dirty asses should wipe the jizz off of your tip before it dries up :barf:

I didn't then. And dude, too much you are allowing to get to your head.

Well take a shower or something -_'

Mine anymore is a symptom of psoriasis.

I mean yeah those things happened or are happening...

RUIN MY CHANCES OF SLEEPING SMEWHAT NORMALLY

As per your request. Hey man, just remember you always are welcome to pop back here or where ever the hell we are. And you have my number/Facebook as well as a lot of other's from here... even if you want me to contact someone you haven't seen, I may be able to make that happen for you. On behalf of those here who are your friend, we are always "here." No matter the case though, you've been doing awesome in your life and your dad will continue to become more and more proud of you. <3 Cheers to you from us.

Not a felony in Philly. Not even a misdemeanor. I walk around with a one-hitter and the case is usually full of weed. If I get stopped and searched, the worst they can do is take it. BUUUT I don't think they'd care too much because they'd be too busy checking my concealed carry permit and the numbers on my gun to make sure it's registered to me

There isn't "drive" one There is "point wheels in opposite direction of which way the rearend is sliding and hang on"

Bitch I will cut your state off of the rest of the US and let it float out to sea

"The Foxbody Mustang is the most dangerous car to drive in the rain.............. In the wurld."

Have sex in the AM and then go piss. The fap theory is good, but the sex theory is GOLD pun

Especially if it's a morning fap and you haven't gone yet. ahhhh :fap: