It's wireless (Except when charging), small (actually a little smaller then my Apple keyboard) has backlighting that can match my pc's ambient lighting,and only about 1/4" thick... all for $17. :robotD
BECAUSE LIKE, I'm still hard so my body is like "WELP I NEED TO FUCK SOMETHING"
At least after the second time I can finally wind down... and like, go mow the FUCKING YARD OR SOMETHING ACTIVE
I for some really super odd reason, get really horny.
And then if I do the sex, I end up not tired for a few hours.
My body tortures me with pain and pleasure.