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Rogue_Alphonse

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  1. I knew you'd get a kick out of this :robotD
  2. Pants are for squares.
  3. I can imitate him perfectly
  4. > Not so much that, I just get this asinine wave of energy for NO REASON
  5. I need something A LEAST once a day or I go nuts.
  6. BECAUSE LIKE, I'm still hard so my body is like "WELP I NEED TO FUCK SOMETHING" At least after the second time I can finally wind down... and like, go mow the FUCKING YARD OR SOMETHING ACTIVE
  7. It's painful for me...
  8. If work-out = sex, then yes
  9. It's actually worse than morning wood. LIKE HOW
  10. Horny when tired?
  11. I for some really super odd reason, get really horny. And then if I do the sex, I end up not tired for a few hours. My body tortures me with pain and pleasure.
  12. Stop running over nails.
  13. This. Enjoy. [youtube autoplay=1]
  14. Old people jokes are better than dad jokes.
  15. Better be able to drink tomorrow night.
  16. I've had it for a while >
  17. No, I WEAR cologne every great once in a while. Giorgio Armani
  18. I dim my screen... and it's just the lock screen.
  19. Been this through 4 phones and over the course of about 5 years
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