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You know how on TV, girls who meet a cute guy...


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Get all bashful and start blushing and acting all flustered?

 

That's how I get when I meet dogs.

 

 

 

 

 

Without the sexual undertones.  :|

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Get all bashful and start blushing and acting all flustered?

 

That's how I get when I meet dogs.

 

 

 

 

 

Without the sexual undertones.  :|

 

would you like to have met the one I did earlier? He would have ripped your fucking face off

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I go straight for the petting of the head

Its a risk I'm willing to take

No, you freak! You let them smell your hand first! You must establish trust! D:
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would you like to have met the one I did earlier? He would have ripped your fucking face off

I saw the thread.

 

Sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the opportunity to boop a snoot.

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Idk this whole thing seems like a confession/cry for help

Well, you've caught me dead to rights. I'm sexually attracted to dogs. Way to blow up my spot, bro.  :P
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No, you freak! You let them smell your hand first! You must establish trust! D:

Actually they say not to do that because you a basically giving them the perfect opportunity to bite you

A pet to the back of the head soothes also if they decide to get aggressive

It's easier to push them or move out of their way

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