Kagome-san101 Posted April 17, 2017 Posted April 17, 2017 are okay. the old ones used to come over all the time and give my dog too many treats, so they got a little annoying. but now the new neighbors have a 14 year old daughter who is smitten with me, and also wants to come over all the time. why can't I just sit in my house alone and not be bothered?
MegaNaraku Posted April 17, 2017 Posted April 17, 2017 Just tell them you are a huge neo-nazi and satanist
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 17, 2017 Posted April 17, 2017 Wait, the daughter doesn't like you, but she always wants to come over anyway?
Kagome-san101 Posted April 17, 2017 Author Posted April 17, 2017 Just tell them you are a huge neo-nazi and satanist they might buy the Neo-nazi since I'm Arian as fuck, but I have crosses all over my house lmao also I'm in a town where most of them are probably secretly Neo-nazis
Kagome-san101 Posted April 17, 2017 Author Posted April 17, 2017 Wait, the daughter doesn't like you, but she always wants to come over anyway? apologies, I corrected it! she IS
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 17, 2017 Posted April 17, 2017 apologies, I corrected it! she IS Ah.
MegaNaraku Posted April 17, 2017 Posted April 17, 2017 they might buy the Neo-nazi since I'm Arian as fuck, but I have crosses all over my house lmao also I'm in a town where most of them are probably secretly Neo-nazis Damn. Well, you can tell them you are secretly into killing defenseless animals. That should do the trick
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 17, 2017 Posted April 17, 2017 Damn. Well, you can tell them you are secretly into killing defenseless animals. That should do the trick They'd probably call the cops on her.
Kagome-san101 Posted April 18, 2017 Author Posted April 18, 2017 Damn. Well, you can tell them you are secretly into killing defenseless animals. That should do the trick I have tiny adorable dachshund memorabilia everywhere and a rabbit who free-roams around the house so basically 1) I'm the biggest, most innocent loser on the whole planet and 2) the only way out would be to pretend to be a sexual predator. but I also look like I'm 16 years old, so.... *le sigh
JeNewBee Posted April 18, 2017 Posted April 18, 2017 they might buy the Neo-nazi since I'm Arian as fuck, but I have crosses all over my house lmao also I'm in a town where most of them are probably secretly Neo-nazis lol A large number of Neo-nazi Are super religious So crosses all over the house wouldn't really convince someone you aren't one But don't pretend to be a Neo-nazi
Kagome-san101 Posted April 18, 2017 Author Posted April 18, 2017 lol A large number of Neo-nazi Are super religious So crosses all over the house wouldn't really convince someone you aren't one But don't pretend to be a Neo-nazi LOL I hadn't thought of it that way! I will most definitely NOT be pretending to be a Neo-nazi! hahahaha just to clarify!
JeNewBee Posted April 18, 2017 Posted April 18, 2017 but now the new neighbors have a 14 year old daughter who is smitten with me, and also wants to come over all the time. You could just tell her no I mean you don't have to say yes to everything
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