Zenigundam Posted April 6, 2017 Posted April 6, 2017 Because, in addition to being hilarious, Jack Nicholson took Adam Sandler's girl even though he was forty years her senior. Alpha males destroy beta pussies, and old guys + younger girls= <3 <3 <3
GaiusIuliusCaesar Posted April 6, 2017 Posted April 6, 2017 This is quite possibly the most obvious troll post in internet history, I feel like someone should create an award to commemorate it.
Zenigundam Posted April 6, 2017 Author Posted April 6, 2017 But you're not Jack Nicholson. I know. I'm younger and have a wider range of dating prospects.
mthor Posted April 6, 2017 Posted April 6, 2017 You may be younger, but I'd rather jump Jack Nicholson. Hell, when I was your age, I'd have rather jumped Jack Nicholson. Or Al Pacino, a really short old man who still does better with chicks than you do.
Houdini Splicer Posted April 7, 2017 Posted April 7, 2017 Because, in addition to being hilarious, Jack Nicholson took Adam Sandler's girl even though he was forty years her senior. Alpha males destroy beta pussies, and old guys + younger girls= <3 <3 <3 I'll give you a dollar if you go slam your head in a car door.
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