The time I checked out The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

[Sieg67]

Back in elementary school, I was required to check out a AR book to read and there was one specific section in the library for AR reading.  

It just so happens that on that day, I had horrific gas.  My plan was to get in and out before I had an involuntary flatulence evacuation. 
I briefly looked around but I was quickly running out of time.  I picked a random book but it was too late.  Gas of the silent but deadly variety freed itself from my digestive tract. 

Nobody was around me at that moment so I rush to the checkout before anybody walked into the crime scene.  As I was checking out, two kids walked into the AR section.  Busted.
I looked over just in time to see them turn around.  They were looking at me; their faces displaying disgust and contempt.  They knew.  I'm sure that they never forgot about it and seek revenge to this day.

Edited Sunday at 11:21 PM by Sieg67

[discolé monade]

after reading that series in 6th grade, i started having my 2nd in my life a recurring dream, that changed just slightly each time, based on those books. 

[Sieg67]

I don't remember much about the book.  I do remember the movie and the Lion's "sacrifice" though. 
Yes, that bothers me more than it should. 

[naraku360]

I was looking for a different, more relevant post, but this probably made me laugh harder than the one I was going for would have.

Edited 17 hours ago by naraku360