look,

[discolé monade]

all i'm saying, is if you're going to be THAT asshole, that cuts across the parking lot, and then try to squeeze through the wrong way to get out,

you don't get to look at me, give me a thumbs up, and not move. but i do get to flip you off. 

and please mr. man, get the fuck outcha' car, because we can do this. 

gonna' sit in the middle of the drive aisle, sideways, while making goofy faces and giving me a wave.

and no, not like a "i'm sorry' more like a 'yeah...i'm doing this illegally, how dare you not slow down right away" kind of look. 

omg people are the worst. and totally jacked my calm. 

 

[André Toulon]

Every time this shit happens my kids are with me and I don't want the boy to do the shit that I do because he can get shot....I can too, but idgaf....and i definitely cant have the girl picking up my habits, and she seem more likely to have my 'tude'

But I stg, I am waiting on the day someone pulls this shit while I'm alone. I've got time today, and I don't think you know how unscared of jail I am.

[discolé monade]

ain't it tho'they AWAYS pull this shit when i got kids in the car.