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Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Vela said:

Me too.  Only the squishy pink part's left.  Talk about sounds though, caruncle's such a funny word xD 

And somehow the only reason we do not have them any more is because it was deemed unfit for helping us eat, sleep and fuck haha 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Dude. You. Ain’t. Fucking. Kidding.

 I’m referring more to myself than you….even though you are a few years older than me. 😜

Don't remind me. Also, Vela and I were born in the same month. >_>

7 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said:

Gotta start doing some neck-ups and get it back in shape!

Hey, I nod my head a lot. Some may call me a "yes" man.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said:

A ball moved around and some dudes got really happy and others got really sad!

YASSS ALL THE SILLINESS

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Robert De Niro You GIF - Robert De Niro You Analyze This - Discover & Share  GIFs  Ehhhhhh dis guy.  You!  You know.  You got us, right here, you got us.

Posted
4 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said:

And somehow the only reason we do not have them any more is because it was deemed unfit for helping us eat, sleep and fuck haha 

Must've gotten in the way when ever we got busy murdering things.

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Posted
1 minute ago, hornedlizardman said:

Or is it more like this?

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This one...might help...the first one probably not so much.  Hwvr this one will likely cause more complications if regularly practiced xD

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1 minute ago, Vela said:

Robert De Niro You GIF - Robert De Niro You Analyze This - Discover & Share  GIFs  Ehhhhhh dis guy.  You!  You know.  You got us, right here, you got us.

Oh, God. Your inner "Jersey" is coming out.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Vela said:

This one...might help...the first one probably not so much.  Hwvr this one will likely cause more complications if regularly practiced xD

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Posted
6 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

Don't remind me. Also, Vela and I were born in the same month. >_>

Hey, I nod my head a lot. Some may call me a "yes" man.

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If the two of you were born in the same month I was, I swear I will question every single thing I think I’ve ever known. >_>

Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, Vela said:

From now on I'm gunna call that morning eye crusty stuff "caruncle."

Why can't we call our tires that?

Me: "Hey, I'm getting my carnuncle replaced."
Tire attendant guy: "But that's a tire."
Me: "I know. I just think of it as having hands and feet."
Tire attendant guy:

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Posted
Just now, hornedlizardman said:

Why can't we call our tires that?

Me: "Hey, I'm getting my carnuckle replaced."
Tire attendant guy: "But that's a tire."
Me: "I know. I just think of it as having hands and feet."
Tire attendant guy:

I had never heard the word until just now when Vela mentioned it. 

My first impression is that it reminds of a car for my uncle. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

If the two of you were born in the same month I was, I swear I will question every single thing I think I’ve ever known. >_>

Vela, may I tell him or no?

I'm gonna have to hold off on that for the time being.

Posted (edited)
11 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

Oh, God. Your inner "Jersey" is coming out.

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lmao, I told you!  Only when I'm drunk or my cousins are over.  Not Vinny though, everything that guy says is bullshit, yutes these days, amr?

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Vela said:

lmao, I told you!  Only when I'm drunk or my cousins are over.  Not Vinny though, everything that guy says is bullshit, yutes these days, amr?

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Vela said:

lmao, I told you!  Only when I'm drunk or my cousins are over.  Not Vinny though, everything that guy says is bullshit, yutes these days, amr?

My whole fam is from Long Island but I was born as the first gen down around the Mid Atlantic.

I get called a Jersey fuck down there and a red neck fuck when I go see the fam on Long Island haha 

Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said:

My whole fam is from Long Island but I was born as the first gen down around the Mid Atlantic.

I get called a Jersey fuck down there and a red neck fuck when I go see the fam on Long Island haha 

xD Oh man.  I wouldn't take it as an insult though, I look at that as uniquely you...but I'm from Jersey, I think left hand turns off of highways are unique.

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I'm also the 1st gen to move out of Jersey. In fact I went to the same highschool my grandparents and parents went to...so I'm the first gen to move out of that town even.
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Posted
1 minute ago, Vela said:

xD Oh man.  I wouldn't take it as an insult though, I look at that as uniquely you...but I'm from Jersey, I think left hand turns off of highways are unique.

Haha yes, very uniquely me!

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Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, Vela said:

xD Oh man.  I wouldn't take it as an insult though, I look at that as uniquely you...but I'm from Jersey, I think left hand turns off of highways are unique.

Left-hand turns off of highways? Like onto actual backstreets? Man, no wonder you hate driving. I would hate it, too. Or do you mean this?
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Posted
7 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

Left-hand turns off of highways? Like onto actual backstreets? Man, no wonder you hate driving. I would hate it, too. Or do you mean this?
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ANY LEFTS!  NO LEFTS!  I HATE EVERYTHING I SEE IN THIS POST!!!

Hahah, it's a reference to the NJ Turnpike...Jersey though YAY JUG HANDLES!!!

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1 minute ago, Vela said:

ANY LEFTS!  NO LEFTS!  I HATE EVERYTHING I SEE IN THIS POST!!!

Hahah, it's a reference to the NJ Turnpike...Jersey though YAY JUG HANDLES!!!

I didn't mean to trigger you. Sorry.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Vela said:

Unique-personality GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY  see how I circled back around there...

I do, and yes, I can see that.

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(Don't worry. John Force survived. They wear flame retardant jumpsuits and protective headgear.)

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Posted
34 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

If the two of you were born in the same month I was, I swear I will question every single thing I think I’ve ever known. >_>

That would be bizarre.  

Posted
1 minute ago, hornedlizardman said:

I do, and yes, I can see that.

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(Don't worry. John Force survived. They wear flame retardant jumpsuits and protective headgear.)

Awesome that he is still racing. 

That family is legendary. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, atomicinumatt said:

Awesome that he is still racing. 

That family is legendary. 

I don't know if he's still racing or not, but I do know he was still racing as of 2021.

Posted
3 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

I don't know if he's still racing or not, but I do know he was still racing as of 2021.

He competed in 22', finished 5th I think. Pretty nuts to still be that competitive at 70. I hope I have that kind of spunk at that age haha 

Posted
3 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said:

He competed in 22', finished 5th I think. Pretty nuts to still be that competitive at 70. I hope I have that kind of spunk at that age haha 

My dad and I used to love going over and getting autographs from him every time we went to watch them at Houston Raceway Park ever March for a long, long time. We'd watch him, Al Hoffman, Kenji Okazaki, Cruz Pedregon, Mike Dunn, Kenny Bernstein, Joe Amato, Eddie Hill (he was a big favorite of ours since he was one of the national guys who was actually from Texas), Walter Johnson, Gary Ornsby (before he sadly passed away from cancer in '93), Conrad "Connie" Kalata, his late son Scott Kalata, and quite a few others. I miss those days because he and I really bonded over that. (Well, that and baseball, but he loved baseball growing up. He hated football as an adult.)

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1 minute ago, hornedlizardman said:

My dad and I used to love going over and getting autographs from him every time we went to watch them at Houston Raceway Park ever March for a long, long time. We'd watch him, Al Hoffman, Kenji Okazaki, Cruz Pedregon, Mike Dunn, Kenny Bernstein, Joe Amato, Eddie Hill (he was a big favorite of ours since he was one of the national guys who was actually from Texas), Walter Johnson, Gary Ornsby (before he sadly passed away from cancer in '93), Conrad "Connie" Kalata, his late son Scott Kalata, and quite a few others. I miss those days because he and I really bonded over that. (Well, that and baseball, but he loved baseball growing up. He hated football as an adult.)

I have not been to a nationals event in a while. Gonna have to go this year! 

Posted
11 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said:

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Whenever I see scenes like this I think of all the weird shit actors do never knowing what scenes are going to make it in vs. get cut xD

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Vela said:

Whenever I see scenes like this I think of all the weird shit actors do never knowing what scenes are going to make it in vs. get cut xD

I remember Kingpin. 🤣

Posted
1 minute ago, The_annoying_one said:

WHEW!!

 

I know! I mean at this point if it were the same month I...I mean we...we would've thought there were hidden cameras somewhere.

Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, Vela said:

I know! I mean at this point if it were the same month I...I mean we...we would've thought there were hidden cameras somewhere.

I would've been like "wait a minute. Is this like that one show Orphan Black?" (Or like the Truman Show, like T_a_o said.)

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