Reading about a guy who was reincarnated as a vending machine

[-Ninja_Jesus-]

I’d say I wish that were me, but the vending machine only churns out everything the person’s bought in their past life, and unlike the protagonist, I’ve only bought food so it wouldn’t be interesting.

[cyberbully]

A vending machine that spits out shrooms....I mean, video games.

[UwPp]

25 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

A vending machine that spits out shrooms....I mean, video games.

Gimme this vending machine. 

[DeadwingLazarus]

[Ric]

I was just reading about a dude that ate another dude.