UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 actually being liked by a lot of people. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 It'll never happen to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: It'll never happen to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 I like the "I don't care if you like but please like me" approach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 9 minutes ago, JehutyNinja said: I like the "I don't care if you like but please like me" approach Please don't dox me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 As long as you don't wanna hang out ever we can be best friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: As long as you don't wanna hang out ever we can be best friends. This sounds like the best deal of my life. SOLD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: This sounds like the best deal of my life. SOLD. Well shit. I hope I don't have any new responsibilities now. I need to play games for four hours pretty soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Well shit. I hope I don't have any new responsibilities now. I need to play games for four hours pretty soon. You must never invite me to anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 4 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: You must never invite me to anything. Oh thank god, most of what I want to do now is sit in relative silence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Oh thank god, most of what I want to do now is sit in relative silence. Isn't that how those step bro prons start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Isn't that how those step bro prons start? I have no idea, I just skip straight to the intercourse on all porno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: I have no idea, I just skip straight to the intercourse on all porno. I watch it for the story. I need to know how that pizza guy got there with a dick in a box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: I watch it for the story. I need to know how that pizza guy got there with a dick in a box. When I do listen to the beginning the guys in POV stuff have the worst voices, they all sound like Napoleon Dynamite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: When I do listen to the beginning the guys in POV stuff have the worst voices, they all sound like Napoleon Dynamite. I heard that's what happens when you watch twitch too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Will never be me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, CAC said: Will never be me. Same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 4 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Same. Samesies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, CAC said: Samesies. Super sammies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Super sammies. So this is what happens when two of you start talking, intriguing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: So this is what happens when two of you start talking, intriguing. Being poopular? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Being poopular? No. God no. Popular people can avoid killing conversation if they want. Or I could talk about how humans have built a multimillion dollar industry around jerking off horses if you would like to discuss that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Super sammies. Nah I don't have any sammies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: No. God no. Popular people can avoid killing conversation if they want. Or I could talk about how humans have built a multimillion dollar industry around jerking off horses if you would like to discuss that. I'll kill all the conversations if I want to. .. Â This is why you keep cumming back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, CAC said: Nah I don't have any sammies. What about any slammies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: What about any slammies? No I never get that lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, CAC said: No I never get that lucky What about any jammies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: What about any jammies? Nope, I sleep naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: I'll kill all the conversations if I want to. .. Â This is why you keep cumming back. People pay millions for race horse semen and I can't help but think about the harvesting process. Does the person doing it jerk off more than one horse a day? Do horses get hard when they see them? Is that person living their dream life? Do they blow the horses when no one is looking? Do the people that spend millions on horse cum get a free t shirt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 "I found the best horse cum at Jerry's stable!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 12 minutes ago, CAC said: Nope, I sleep naked. What about hammies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: People pay millions for race horse semen and I can't help but think about the harvesting process. Does the person doing it jerk off more than one horse a day? Do horses get hard when they see them? Is that person living their dream life? Do they blow the horses when no one is looking? Do the people that spend millions on horse cum get a free t shirt? Wasn't that on an episode of Dirty Jobs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: What about hammies? I love ham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, CAC said: I love ham. He's my favorite Toy Story character as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: He's my favorite Toy Story character as well. I don't remember it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, CAC said: I don't remember it. It can gtfo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: It can gtfo. Yeah, lame movie should of had sex toys to be more realistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 10 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Wasn't that on an episode of Dirty Jobs? I dunno, I only watch television when someone else does now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: I dunno, I only watch television when someone else does now. What's a television? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: What's a television? This thing that forced me to compromise with family members as a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: This thing that forced me to compromise with family members as a child. Wow. I was an only lonely child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Wow. I was an only lonely child. So you're intrinsically awful to deal with is what you're saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: So you're intrinsically awful to deal with is what you're saying. No, I'm a pretty princess. Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: No, I'm a pretty princess. Duh. Fully understood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Fully understood. Good, because I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Good, because I don't. Well you're a woman (perhaps) so that's to be expected. God damn I missed my errant misogyny of ages passed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Well you're a woman (perhaps) so that's to be expected. God damn I missed my errant misogyny of ages passed. But my mommy says I have a pp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: But my mommy says I have a pp. Well in these days of brain evolution some women are born with them. Way to bring it all down, showing your true colors. It's a sad aspect of life to be born the wrong gender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Well in these days of brain evolution some women are born with them. Way to bring it all down, showing your true colors. It's a sad aspect of life to be born the wrong gender. What am I bringing down though? The only thing that's going up is my shlong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: What am I bringing down though? All of it. No one likes what you are doing, it's awful. And you're going to live with this shame forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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