UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: It'll never happen to me.
JehutyNinja Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 I like the "I don't care if you like but please like me" approach
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 9 minutes ago, JehutyNinja said: I like the "I don't care if you like but please like me" approach Please don't dox me.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 As long as you don't wanna hang out ever we can be best friends.
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: As long as you don't wanna hang out ever we can be best friends. This sounds like the best deal of my life. SOLD.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: This sounds like the best deal of my life. SOLD. Well shit. I hope I don't have any new responsibilities now. I need to play games for four hours pretty soon.
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Well shit. I hope I don't have any new responsibilities now. I need to play games for four hours pretty soon. You must never invite me to anything.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 4 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: You must never invite me to anything. Oh thank god, most of what I want to do now is sit in relative silence.
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Oh thank god, most of what I want to do now is sit in relative silence. Isn't that how those step bro prons start?
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Isn't that how those step bro prons start? I have no idea, I just skip straight to the intercourse on all porno.
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: I have no idea, I just skip straight to the intercourse on all porno. I watch it for the story. I need to know how that pizza guy got there with a dick in a box.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: I watch it for the story. I need to know how that pizza guy got there with a dick in a box. When I do listen to the beginning the guys in POV stuff have the worst voices, they all sound like Napoleon Dynamite.
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: When I do listen to the beginning the guys in POV stuff have the worst voices, they all sound like Napoleon Dynamite. I heard that's what happens when you watch twitch too.
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, CAC said: Samesies. Super sammies.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Super sammies. So this is what happens when two of you start talking, intriguing.
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: So this is what happens when two of you start talking, intriguing. Being poopular?
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Being poopular? No. God no. Popular people can avoid killing conversation if they want. Or I could talk about how humans have built a multimillion dollar industry around jerking off horses if you would like to discuss that.
CAC Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Super sammies. Nah I don't have any sammies.Â
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: No. God no. Popular people can avoid killing conversation if they want. Or I could talk about how humans have built a multimillion dollar industry around jerking off horses if you would like to discuss that. I'll kill all the conversations if I want to. .. Â This is why you keep cumming back.
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, CAC said: Nah I don't have any sammies. What about any slammies?
CAC Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: What about any slammies? No I never get that lucky
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, CAC said: No I never get that lucky What about any jammies?
CAC Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: What about any jammies? Nope, I sleep naked.Â
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: I'll kill all the conversations if I want to. .. Â This is why you keep cumming back. People pay millions for race horse semen and I can't help but think about the harvesting process. Does the person doing it jerk off more than one horse a day? Do horses get hard when they see them? Is that person living their dream life? Do they blow the horses when no one is looking? Do the people that spend millions on horse cum get a free t shirt?
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 "I found the best horse cum at Jerry's stable!"
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 12 minutes ago, CAC said: Nope, I sleep naked. What about hammies?
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: People pay millions for race horse semen and I can't help but think about the harvesting process. Does the person doing it jerk off more than one horse a day? Do horses get hard when they see them? Is that person living their dream life? Do they blow the horses when no one is looking? Do the people that spend millions on horse cum get a free t shirt? Wasn't that on an episode of Dirty Jobs?
CAC Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: What about hammies? I love ham.Â
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, CAC said: I love ham. He's my favorite Toy Story character as well.
CAC Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: He's my favorite Toy Story character as well. I don't remember it.
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, CAC said: I don't remember it. It can gtfo.
CAC Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: It can gtfo. Yeah, lame movie should of had sex toys to be more realistic.Â
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 10 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Wasn't that on an episode of Dirty Jobs? I dunno, I only watch television when someone else does now.
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: I dunno, I only watch television when someone else does now. What's a television?
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: What's a television? This thing that forced me to compromise with family members as a child.
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: This thing that forced me to compromise with family members as a child. Wow. I was an only lonely child.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Wow. I was an only lonely child. So you're intrinsically awful to deal with is what you're saying.
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: So you're intrinsically awful to deal with is what you're saying. No, I'm a pretty princess. Duh.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: No, I'm a pretty princess. Duh. Fully understood.
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Fully understood. Good, because I don't.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Good, because I don't. Well you're a woman (perhaps) so that's to be expected. God damn I missed my errant misogyny of ages passed.
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Well you're a woman (perhaps) so that's to be expected. God damn I missed my errant misogyny of ages passed. But my mommy says I have a pp.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: But my mommy says I have a pp. Well in these days of brain evolution some women are born with them. Way to bring it all down, showing your true colors. It's a sad aspect of life to be born the wrong gender.
UwP Posted May 22, 2021 Author Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Well in these days of brain evolution some women are born with them. Way to bring it all down, showing your true colors. It's a sad aspect of life to be born the wrong gender. What am I bringing down though? The only thing that's going up is my shlong.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: What am I bringing down though? All of it. No one likes what you are doing, it's awful. And you're going to live with this shame forever.
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