Zenigundam Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 As soon as the waiter brings out a bottle, look at it and say, "Ahhhhh... 1785. Good year." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaiusIuliusCaesar Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Normally I choose not to acknowledge your existence but as someone who has been drinking wine from the age of 1, (yes I was one) I can tell you this is strait up bullshit. There is nothing fancy or impressive about wine, and vintage is only useful if you like merlot that takes like oak instead or grapes. I'm a purist I like my wine to taste like wine, not wood. so fuck vintage, and all the other pseudo science associated with wine tasting. Its all bullshit, and if you don't believe me, there was a study on it. http://www.skeptical-science.com/bullshit/winetasting-supposed-experts-fooled/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scope Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 "Ah 2002, it's the year my wife died." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 You do realize that you have to persuade a girl to go on a date with you before you can impress her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisIdiot Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 ...you know zeni...I could serve you a cup of denture-fixture fluid that was dyed purple and I doubt you'd know the difference... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Here's a free tip, your whine knowledge doesn't impress anyone even if you happen to be an expert on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Boxed wine is actually better at keeping flavor, something to do with sunlight on the bottles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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