My friend used to have this friend T Howard

[Ultima]

He was cool, he was a red dog and he used to post on the internet. Is that man allowed on this site? He has his other homies who want to sign up and are also my friend's friends, but they haven't been around lately. 

[PhilosipherStoned]

Still not enough friends.. 

[Seight]

I find it hard to believe your friend knows former U.S. Soccer National Team Goalie Tim Howard.