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Chevy Chase: A reminder to those of our viewers who missed our story last week on the influx 
of so-called Killer Dope in urban areas around the country. "Weekend Update" has been analyzing 
the samples of marijuana sent to us anonymously all week. We are pleased to reprot that, so far, 
the only significant finding has been that if you force a baby squirrel to smoke seven-hundred 
cannabis joints a day, he will become disoriented, seems to take the laws of self-preservation 
less seriously, tending to play with his nuts rather than store them.

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