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I had a Food Wars dream last night


PokeNirvash

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Here's all the details that I can remember, fresh off the top of my 5:30AM brain:

  • I went back and forth between acting as a third-party observer and as Soma himself.
  • For some reason the show now takes place on a cruise ship that's akin to a decently sized city, a la Girls und Panzer without the tanks.
  • This future character named Etsuya Eizan showed up, looking just like I thought he would, and apparently he's a pre-prepared meat kind of man. Soma beat him in a timed competition even though he was given extra time to finish up by the judges.
  • One part of the cruise ship town has all these side-by-side walk-up-and-order restaurants numbered #10 to #1 all owned by two bitchy-looking sisters who we never actually see in person, but whose actual operators are bitchy enough to compensate.
  • The Aldini brothers showed up at #10, where Isami (the big one) ordered a giant kabob while having a surprisingly civil conversation with the middle-aged lady in charge, while Takumi (the blonde one) was turned away for superficial reasons. Probably his resting bitchface.
  • Soma was immediately booted from the first three restaurants for no reason, except for #7 where some polite glasses-wearing character that may have been either Iida from MHA or Sakamoto from Sakamoto Desu ka? had a friendly conversation with him then moved him along with a $1-plus charge. Then he went into #6, where the staff was actually willing to serve him actual food. The dish was some type of Finnish fish dish that I don't think actually exists (and if you want it gluten-free, it comes in a towel instead of a bun). This was during the part where I was Soma, so he asked for dairy-free ice cream for dessert and was recommended to like fifty different places that served it.
  • That "episode" also had a plot where he was going up against the bitchy sisters, but the dream fast-forwarded past all the details and to a part where he and Ikumi are trying to sneak into one of the restaurants, but he gets knocked out on the way and left behind.
  • Speaking of the episode format, the next-episode preview was centered around Ryoko (the malted rice girl), who did her hair up in twintails for some reason (and may have also been wearing an open-faced zentai) and had a lesbian kiss with either Megumi or Yuki (the token Luci Christian character). Yet for some reason, the episode title claimed that it was going to be about soccer.
  • Apparently there's now a vampire and an elf in the cast, and Erina, Hisako and Megumi are all undercover Soul Reapers hunting down another, rogue Soul Reaper who infiltrated the academy. This was where I started to question if this was actually real, BTW.
  • Also, Erina and Hisako now have the one-note running gag of speaking in unison, which they did for bitching at Megumi.
  • There were other non-Food Wars related characters there, including an aside where Lupin, Jigen and Goemon were all in my/Soma's apartment and having a conversation about weird-tasting wine.
  • I may have also taught a random kid a new and creative method to annoy his parents.

I'm thinking this has to do with the breadsticks I made yesterday. The recipe called for Greek yogurt as the only "liquid", but the dairy-free kind I bought wasn't nearly enough so I had to add a little over half a cup of water to make a decent dough. Turned out pretty good despite all that, though.

In short, I once again wonder why I can't have any normal dreams where I'm screwing anime characters and not living out their series on way different tracks from how they actually are. Just give me one dream where I'm fucking/being fucked by Midnight, brain. That's all I ask.

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I've had surprisingly few Toonami Dreams lately.........well.....except for that dream of Lee and Naruto...."doing certain things" together

 

most of my dreams this year have just been

"HEY HERE'S A BUNCH OF NEW CHARACTERS AND A VAGUE IDEA FOR A STORY TO USE THEM IN, I KNOW YOU'RE ALREADY STRUGGLING TO WRITE 5 DIFFERENT STORIES RIGHT NOW BUT HERE'S SOME MORE spongesmile.JPG, HAVE FUN ME!"

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