seeking cat/fox maid girls

[Shiina]

Salary will start at $40 per week.

 

Duties include serving green tea/mountain dew and potato chips. Cleaning my room and fluffing dakimakuras.

 

Requirements: No previous experience necessary. You need to posses at least 2 tails of unusually large size and disproportion. NO TRAPS. No using temporal magic either! I don't want the time police to show up.

 

Please hand in application below. 

[Ric]

[Shiina]

1 hour ago, Ric said:

Excellent! Oh and bring your own flea collar. 

[Top Gun]

How are you going to pay them when you don't have a job?

[Shiina]

56 minutes ago, Top Gun said:

How are you going to pay them when you don't have a job?

I get 40 dollars weekly allowance. I already told you guys this. 

[Daos]

5 hours ago, Shiina said:

Excellent! Oh and bring your own flea collar. 

That was a trap you fool!

[Daos]

3 hours ago, Top Gun said:

How are you going to pay them when you don't have a job?

Phillies doesn't have a job? How is this possible!? He screams stable working man to me.

[Shiina]

1 hour ago, Daos said:

Phillies doesn't have a job? How is this possible!? He screams stable working man to me.

**cue tumble weed gif

**cue crickets chirping

[Daos]

1 minute ago, Shiina said:

**cue tumble weed gif

**cue crickets chirping

You said no traps. So he posted a trap. Now you're getting plowed by furry cat dick =P

[Shiina]

Just now, Daos said:

You said no traps. So he posted a trap. Now you're getting plowed by furry cat dick =P

That fish dude from Star Wars is supposed to warn me about this. 

 

WHAT DO I PAY YOU PEOPLE FOR?????????

[Daos]

2 minutes ago, Shiina said:

That fish dude from Star Wars is supposed to warn me about this. 

 

WHAT DO I PAY YOU PEOPLE FOR?????????

Senator Vreenak can help you out as well.