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Not right now, Fuggs. I've already decided that the first girl I'm going to sleep with will be 17-18, and I'll be her first. <3

Yeah, if I were you I'd only fuck young virgins too, that way they won't know you're bad at sex and your penis is tiny ::spin::

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Yeah, if I were you I'd only fuck young virgins too, that way they won't know you're bad at sex and your penis is tiny ::spin::

 

 

*pulls Pooh away from the crowd and walks with her into a dark alley*

 

 

Why are you telling all these lies, Pooh? *while approaching*

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*pulls Pooh away from the crowd and walks with her into a dark alley*

 

 

Why are you telling all these lies, Pooh? *while approaching*

It's the truth, even your own hand says so :fap: ::D:: ::spin::

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Not right now, Fuggs. I've already decided that the first girl I'm going to sleep with will be 17-18, and I'll be her first. <3

 

hopefully she calls police afterwards and says you raped her

oh that would be the best zeni in prison with buba

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Well that would be cold. I've watched enough Lifetime movies to know that those situations lead to police brutality. They'll come to my house, I'll open the door and calmly explain things, and then they'll put me on the ground violently to try to get me to start a struggle!

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Well that would be cold. I've watched enough Lifetime movies to know that those situations lead to police brutality. They'll come to my house, I'll open the door and calmly explain things, and then they'll put me on the ground violently to try to get me to start a struggle!

 

and it would happen too

so what should you do?

 

be a rude alpha and get attacked by police in the end

or

be a gentlemen and make sure everything would end perfectly with you not getting forced to the ground and ending in a cell with bubba

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