"You are my girlfriend and I am your boyfriend."

[Zenigundam]

I swear that old dude stole that line from me. 🐺

[stilgar]

Zeni cries into the mirror as he frantically applies his mother's lipstick he stole from her purse. Massive tears flowing over his pudgy cheeks no lips shall ever touch.

[tsar4]

5 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

I swear that old dude stole that line from me. 🐺

If some old guy said that to you, you're giving off the wrong vibe.

[Ginguy]

That's what his cell mate was saying....