Zenigundam Posted April 25, 2019 Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) a girl replied to you on OkCupid a year ago, but she didn't reply again nor did she tell you her name, but you found her on Facebook, but you don't wanna reactivate your original account but you might need to since it'll be weird in her mind if you friend request her and she's your only girl friend and your only other friend is default Tom from MySpace, so I'm gonna send her the friend request even though I really don't wanna reactivate this beta male ass social media stuff, so why would she not accept my friend request? If she accepts it, I think we'll have sex. Edited April 25, 2019 by Zenigundam
Zenigundam Posted April 25, 2019 Author Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) Bear in mind that this woman is 26, so she's very lucky that I'm giving her a chance because normally I'm not into fossils Edited April 25, 2019 by Zenigundam
Zenigundam Posted April 25, 2019 Author Posted April 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: Tom doesn't add you on FB Take a step back... This is getting too heated
André Toulon Posted April 25, 2019 Posted April 25, 2019 But wait....I know this is just another chapter in shit that didn't happen, but if you ever need a FB with about 200 friends, many posts, and activity for a several years, I have the catfish account i used to lure Packard here....I'll be more than happy to share it with you.
André Toulon Posted April 25, 2019 Posted April 25, 2019 You'd just have to replace the catfish pic with your own
Zenigundam Posted April 25, 2019 Author Posted April 25, 2019 My original account has about... Well no it's not my original FB, that one was from '07 and is long gone, but my normal account I should say has almost 600 friends and I know that's gonna be important to this bitch to give the appearance of a functional social network and as soon as she buys that I'm a stud (I am a studly alpha male warrior, but not the kind that she's been brainwashed into believing in) but yes as soon as she buys my snake oil, it'll be sooooooo much easier for me to get her panties off 👫
mthor Posted April 25, 2019 Posted April 25, 2019 40 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: My original account has about... Well no it's not my original FB, that one was from '07 and is long gone, but my normal account I should say has almost 600 friends and I know that's gonna be important to this bitch to give the appearance of a functional social network and as soon as she buys that I'm a stud (I am a studly alpha male warrior, but not the kind that she's been brainwashed into believing in) but yes as soon as she buys my snake oil, it'll be sooooooo much easier for me to get her panties off 👫 The only way you're getting even close to her panties is if you follow her to the laundromat.
Zenigundam Posted April 25, 2019 Author Posted April 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, mthor said: The only way you're getting even close to her panties is if you follow her to the laundromat. Don't go there, mthor. I'm the man when it comes to snagging beautiful women.
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