ladies, i have something very important to share with you.

[discolé monade]

please. for the love of buddha,

 do NOT put garlic in your vaginas.

thank you. 

[QueenoftheDorks]

Sounds like some Goop.

[Ric]

I have shove garlic up my pee hole.

[Kudasai]

But how else are they going to ward off vampires?