That_One_Guy Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 I'm bringing my own lube and Barry white when I get my first prostate exam. Why the fuck not. Yes I made this at 3am bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 You're an odd duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee2TONfist Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 What if the doc is more into metal? are you considering his/her needs? perhaps he/she wants the fear and you could be taking that from them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, empty said: You're an odd duck. Wanna check my balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 I personally know a urologist who thrives on causing discomfort during prostate exams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Wanna check my balls? Turn your head and cough while I cup your scrote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, thee2TONfist said: What if the doc is more into metal? are you considering his/her needs? perhaps he/she wants the fear and you could be taking that from them? Look if I'm paying for a fucking prostate exam I'm getting my nut. I'm selfish and I embrace it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, empty said: Turn your head and cough while I cup your scrote. *Runs fingers through your hair* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee2TONfist Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 hey you are not the professional...let the professional tell you how to get it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, thee2TONfist said: hey you are not the professional...let the professional tell you how to get it! ALL I CARE ABOUT IS MY FUCKING NUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee2TONfist Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 rofl. i do not believe the doctor does... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Tell me if this is weird... It's a far drive to my doctor, so every other visit we do a video appointment for convenience. We've done several by video already. The last visit was in person and he checked my prostate. It seemed professional-ish. The next appointment was supposed to be by video, but I got a call from his office saying my insurance doesn't cover video appointments and I'd have to come in person. I have the same insurance as I always have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee2TONfist Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 um...i can not even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, thee2TONfist said: rofl. i do not believe the doctor does... Fuck the doctor. I'm a taxpayer. I'm entitled to a nut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee2TONfist Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 the doctor is the pro you are the patient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee2TONfist Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 shut up turn and cough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Poof said: Tell me if this is weird... It's a far drive to my doctor, so every other visit we do a video appointment for convenience. We've done several by video already. The last visit was in person and he checked my prostate. It seemed professional-ish. The next appointment was supposed to be by video, but I got a call from his office saying my insurance doesn't cover video appointments and I'd have to come in person. I have the same insurance as I always have. I've never heard of video appointments. I'm a hypochondriac so I need my balls fondled irl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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