That_One_Guy Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 I'm bringing my own lube and Barry white when I get my first prostate exam. Why the fuck not. Yes I made this at 3am bitch.
thee2TONfist Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 What if the doc is more into metal? are you considering his/her needs? perhaps he/she wants the fear and you could be taking that from them?
That_One_Guy Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, empty said: You're an odd duck. Wanna check my balls?
Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 I personally know a urologist who thrives on causing discomfort during prostate exams.
Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Wanna check my balls? Turn your head and cough while I cup your scrote.
That_One_Guy Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, thee2TONfist said: What if the doc is more into metal? are you considering his/her needs? perhaps he/she wants the fear and you could be taking that from them? Look if I'm paying for a fucking prostate exam I'm getting my nut. I'm selfish and I embrace it
That_One_Guy Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, empty said: Turn your head and cough while I cup your scrote. *Runs fingers through your hair*
thee2TONfist Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 hey you are not the professional...let the professional tell you how to get it!
That_One_Guy Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, thee2TONfist said: hey you are not the professional...let the professional tell you how to get it! ALL I CARE ABOUT IS MY FUCKING NUT
Poof Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 Tell me if this is weird... It's a far drive to my doctor, so every other visit we do a video appointment for convenience. We've done several by video already. The last visit was in person and he checked my prostate. It seemed professional-ish. The next appointment was supposed to be by video, but I got a call from his office saying my insurance doesn't cover video appointments and I'd have to come in person. I have the same insurance as I always have.
That_One_Guy Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, thee2TONfist said: rofl. i do not believe the doctor does... Fuck the doctor. I'm a taxpayer. I'm entitled to a nut
That_One_Guy Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Poof said: Tell me if this is weird... It's a far drive to my doctor, so every other visit we do a video appointment for convenience. We've done several by video already. The last visit was in person and he checked my prostate. It seemed professional-ish. The next appointment was supposed to be by video, but I got a call from his office saying my insurance doesn't cover video appointments and I'd have to come in person. I have the same insurance as I always have. I've never heard of video appointments. I'm a hypochondriac so I need my balls fondled irl
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