Truck Nuts

[zombieninjakitten]

Why?  

I mean, we already know you have a small penis because you’re driving an absurdly huge half-ton or larger truck.  Do you really need to emphasize this by hanging a pair of nuts on the back of your vehicle?  What would make you think any woman would even remotely be attracted to that? 

Edited April 4, 2019 by zombieninjakitten

[resurrected]

I don't have truck nuts, but I have a big truck and a tiny penis.

[rpgamer]

They're not for attracting women.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

That's a compact truck though.

[zombieninjakitten]

6 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

That's a compact truck though.

Honey, I wouldn’t know a half ton from a zamboni.  All I know is that my older sister drives this huge monstrosity of a truck and her back window says “Mama’s Big Fucking Ford.”  No, she is not a lesbian, just a redneck.  We...uh...we’re very different.  It’s just a matter of time before she bestows a pair of truck nuts on that thing.

And I drive a Hyundai Accent 4 cylinder.  I have no penis nor anything to prove.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

2 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said:

Honey, I wouldn’t know a half ton from a zamboni.  All I know is that my older sister drives this huge monstrosity of a truck and her back window says “Mama’s Big Fucking Ford.”  No, she is not a lesbian, just a redneck.  We...uh...we’re very different.  It’s just a matter of time before she bestows a pair of truck nuts on that thing.

And I drive a Hyundai Accent 4 cylinder.  I have no penis nor anything to prove.

I get owning one if you use it for its intended purpose, but just to make a statement is stupid. I've had a few trucks, and I also have used them to tow and haul. No truck nuts.

[resurrected]

I want a pair, and paint them skin color and walk around with them hanging out my zipper, like I have orchitis.