zombieninjakitten Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 (edited) Why? I mean, we already know you have a small penis because you’re driving an absurdly huge half-ton or larger truck. Do you really need to emphasize this by hanging a pair of nuts on the back of your vehicle? What would make you think any woman would even remotely be attracted to that? Edited April 4, 2019 by zombieninjakitten 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 I don't have truck nuts, but I have a big truck and a tiny penis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 They're not for attracting women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 That's a compact truck though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: That's a compact truck though. Honey, I wouldn’t know a half ton from a zamboni. All I know is that my older sister drives this huge monstrosity of a truck and her back window says “Mama’s Big Fucking Ford.” No, she is not a lesbian, just a redneck. We...uh...we’re very different. It’s just a matter of time before she bestows a pair of truck nuts on that thing. And I drive a Hyundai Accent 4 cylinder. I have no penis nor anything to prove. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said: Honey, I wouldn’t know a half ton from a zamboni. All I know is that my older sister drives this huge monstrosity of a truck and her back window says “Mama’s Big Fucking Ford.” No, she is not a lesbian, just a redneck. We...uh...we’re very different. It’s just a matter of time before she bestows a pair of truck nuts on that thing. And I drive a Hyundai Accent 4 cylinder. I have no penis nor anything to prove. I get owning one if you use it for its intended purpose, but just to make a statement is stupid. I've had a few trucks, and I also have used them to tow and haul. No truck nuts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 I want a pair, and paint them skin color and walk around with them hanging out my zipper, like I have orchitis. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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