KimopoBotar Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 I've done zero research for this and an actual product probably exists but if not one could make a fortune off this idea. The product is a spray, to be used after you shower and before you go on a date. You spray it on your junk and it'll make it taste and smell good for anyone who may go down on you later. There would have to be a disclaimer that it would not replace a shower and works best when clean of course. They could be unisex or made specifically for each sex depending on the needs. It would have to be gentle on skin for sure. And chemically safe for a vagina. This may be better in DF but i guess the mods will decide that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 If I'm going to put genitals in my mouth I want them to taste like genitals, dammit. We're spoiled enough with all the shaving these days. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted February 4, 2019 Author Share Posted February 4, 2019 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: If I'm going to put genitals in my mouth I want them to taste like genitals, dammit. We're spoiled enough with all the shaving these days. But what about the folks who don't enjoy the real taste of junk? I personally enjoy it myself. Cunnilingus is one of my all time favorite things, but what about the women whose husband is too squeamish? Or the young guy who's just too nervous about how the date will go and could use a little extra confidence? Nothing makes a person confident like knowing your dangly bits taste like candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 I was kinda just being silly, i can see that angle. In my mind if you like licking another person don't be squeamish about it. The creatures living on our bodies have to deal with what we do. I suppose attempts to make anything different from what it is only reminds me of all of what that thing is. Our entire bodies are an ecosystem no matter how you pretty it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 I don't know... I mean, anything that would stay on through any friction from clothing would be hard on skin, let alone mucous membranes. What's wrong with just keeping a honey bear in the nightstand (or in the glove box)? You kids and your specialized solutions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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