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.......Yet it's a mystery why you can't get any. You're basically the GHB version of Ted Cruz. :|

 

 

Yo watch your mouth, man.

 

*shoves while continuing to move forward*

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How? Take my fucking eyeballs out and turn them around? :|

 

You could try, I don't know.....going out and TALKING to women in a non-creepy manner. Then again, this is you we're talking about.

Your best chances are a Fleshlight, birthing agent, and fuzzy softcore cable porn.

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