Zenigundam Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 Man, my New Year's been a blast so far. I just got back from a vacation in Times Square and let me tell you there were plenty of women in my target demographic who are now familiar with all aspects of my tongue. 😌 Also, I played a ton of Smash Ultimate, but now I have to go back to work tomorrow, which sucks. Date planned for Friday, but I'll likely cancel since she's a 29 year old cougar unless she can make a convincing pitch to get me to leave the house. 👨💼 2
mthor Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 So you stayed home with your stuffed tiger and watched the ball fall on TV. Happy New Year, zeni, and here's to your further adventures in celibacy. 1 1 4
Mr Owl Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 29 minutes ago, mthor said: So you stayed home with your stuffed tiger and watched the ball fall on TV. Happy New Year, zeni, and here's to your further adventures in celibacy. unfortunately that tiger wasn't stuffed until the new year began 2 1
Kudasai Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 10 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Man, my New Year's been a blast so far. I just got back from a vacation in Times Square and let me tell you there were plenty of women in my target demographic who are now familiar with all aspects of my tongue. 😌 Also, I played a ton of Smash Ultimate, but now I have to go back to work tomorrow, which sucks. Date planned for Friday, but I'll likely cancel since she's a 29 year old cougar unless she can make a convincing pitch to get me to leave the house. 👨💼 Lies 3
Kudasai Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 10 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Those hips... those tender lips... More lies 2 2
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