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Zenigundam

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Man, my New Year's been a blast so far. I just got back from a vacation in Times Square and let me tell you there were plenty of women in my target demographic who are now familiar with all aspects of my tongue. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

Also, I played a ton of Smash Ultimate, but now I have to go back to work tomorrow, which sucks. Date planned for Friday, but I'll likely cancel since she's a 29 year old cougar unless she can make a convincing pitch to get me to leave the house. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

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29 minutes ago, mthor said:

So you stayed home with your stuffed tiger and watched the ball fall on TV. Happy New Year, zeni, and here's to your further adventures in celibacy.

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unfortunately that tiger wasn't stuffed until the new year beganย ย 

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10 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

Man, my New Year's been a blast so far. I just got back from a vacation in Times Square and let me tell you there were plenty of women in my target demographic who are now familiar with all aspects of my tongue. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

Also, I played a ton of Smash Ultimate, but now I have to go back to work tomorrow, which sucks. Date planned for Friday, but I'll likely cancel since she's a 29 year old cougar unless she can make a convincing pitch to get me to leave the house. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

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