Vamped Posted December 17, 2018 Posted December 17, 2018 Shh keep it down. I'm trying to work over here! 1 4
fuggstop Posted December 17, 2018 Posted December 17, 2018 17 minutes ago, Vamped said: Shh keep it down. I'm trying to work over here! I knew it! You're a kitty! 2
Mr Owl Posted December 17, 2018 Author Posted December 17, 2018 Just now, Vamped said: QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY! Ties a bunch of air horns under your office chairs
Vamped Posted December 17, 2018 Posted December 17, 2018 I hope you have a fetish for getting beat up by old black ladies in dainty heels because that's what you're asking for 3
Mr Owl Posted December 17, 2018 Author Posted December 17, 2018 I had one that was 500lb wearing spandex Trying beating that because I'm still scared from that
Vamped Posted December 17, 2018 Posted December 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Kuroko said: I had one that was 500lb wearing spandex Trying beating that because I'm still scared from that hmm .... naaaaah .... they're pretty small old ladies .... But I have like 2 dudes that'll probably fail their drug tests at my desk right now. I could probably persuade them to put on spandex >.> wait ..... why was she in spandex? no ... why did she beat you? ..... ........... ........ >.> was she wearing dainty heels with the spandex?
Mr Owl Posted December 17, 2018 Author Posted December 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, Vamped said: hmm .... naaaaah .... they're pretty small old ladies .... But I have like 2 dudes that'll probably fail their drug tests at my desk right now. I could probably persuade them to put on spandex >.> wait ..... why was she in spandex? no ... why did she beat you? ..... ........... ........ >.> was she wearing dainty heels with the spandex? Nope I was leaving a grocery store one day and she was walking in and just about everyone at the front counter cringed me I got scared for life because you could see everything and I mean everything!
Vamped Posted December 17, 2018 Posted December 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Kuroko said: Nope I was leaving a grocery store one day and she was walking in and just about everyone at the front counter cringed me I got scared for life because you could see everything and I mean everything! Well I mean at 500lbs everything looks the same .... is it a boob .... a lump of fat .... a chubby labia .... the back of an elbow? who knows
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