Zenigundam Posted December 16, 2018 Posted December 16, 2018 I passed out at around 4 last night, and I had a nightmare that the cops were banging at my door because I followed a girl home and got her number and then when she only texted me back once, I sent a ton of more texts and started cursing her out, so the cops were banging at my door to bring me in, and I started to barricade myself in my room, but suddenly I heard the front door downstairs cave in and I heard their heavy footsteps running up the stairs, so I started to look for anything I could use in self defense and then all of a sudden I got spun into this black hole that looks exactly like the one from SSB Ultimate, and I started free falling with no parachute at a frightening speed down toward the city, and then I woke up right before impact and was terrified for a moment that the police part was real. 🦒 1
Phillies Posted December 16, 2018 Posted December 16, 2018 Theres nothing to be terrified about. You have to sleep with the underage girl before the cops get involved. 1
Zenigundam Posted December 16, 2018 Author Posted December 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Withdrawals are scary man That's why I need a legal age hottie. I can't go through this alone... 👫🐰💓
Zenigundam Posted December 16, 2018 Author Posted December 16, 2018 Those hips... those tender lips... 👩🎓
tsar4 Posted December 16, 2018 Posted December 16, 2018 Even your subconscious knows you're a beta. 1 1 2
Xanatos Posted December 16, 2018 Posted December 16, 2018 Relax you'll never get a girl much less an underage one. Tho you may wanna start getting ready for prison...I'm pretty sure that's where your gonna find love.
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