Zenigundam Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 I passed out at around 4 last night, and I had a nightmare that the cops were banging at my door because I followed a girl home and got her number and then when she only texted me back once, I sent a ton of more texts and started cursing her out, so the cops were banging at my door to bring me in, and I started to barricade myself in my room, but suddenly I heard the front door downstairs cave in and I heard their heavy footsteps running up the stairs, so I started to look for anything I could use in self defense and then all of a sudden I got spun into this black hole that looks exactly like the one from SSB Ultimate, and I started free falling with no parachute at a frightening speed down toward the city, and then I woke up right before impact and was terrified for a moment that the police part was real. 🦒 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Theres nothing to be terrified about. You have to sleep with the underage girl before the cops get involved. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Withdrawals are scary man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 16, 2018 Author Share Posted December 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Withdrawals are scary man That's why I need a legal age hottie. I can't go through this alone... 👫🐰💓 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 16, 2018 Author Share Posted December 16, 2018 Those hips... those tender lips... 👩🎓 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Even your subconscious knows you're a beta. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Relax you'll never get a girl much less an underage one. Tho you may wanna start getting ready for prison...I'm pretty sure that's where your gonna find love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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