1938 Packard Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Seeing a dachshund win the Kentucky Derby Donald Trump burglarizing a McDonald's Seeing an alligator dance the Can Can Landlords offering $200 per month apartments in Manhattan Peaches growing on a cherry tree These are all more likely than me winning tonight's Mega Millions jackpot. But I play anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 At least you have a 100 percent chance of stage IV lung cancer to look forward to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 23, 2018 Author Share Posted October 23, 2018 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: At least you have a 100 percent chance of stage IV lung cancer to look forward to. I'll be too whacked out on Percocet to notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 1 hour ago, 1938 Packard said: I'll be too whacked out on Percocet to notice. Dis is gettin' gud 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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