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I messaged Warren Zevon's daughter on FB


That_One_Guy

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1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

Ehh she's not my type. Is she of age? She looks 15.

Yep, she's an 18 year old woman. *giggle chills*

I just want to meet her. I want to protect her from the paparazzi and stalkers and show her that I'm the one she's been waiting for all her life. 💪👫🌭🚴‍♂️

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Yep, she's an 18 year old woman. *giggle chills*

I just want to meet her. I want to protect her from the paparazzi and stalkers and show her that I'm the one she's been waiting for all her life. 💪👫🌭🚴‍♂️

Maybe fill out an application to be her bodyguard. I heard there's a website where you can do that. Just go to Craigslist and search for "casting couch". 

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1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

Maybe fill out an application to be her bodyguard. I heard there's a website where you can do that. Just go to Craigslist and search for "casting couch". 

Well here's the thing, I figure that she can fire her bodyguards if we go on a few dates because I'll have my badass alpha arms wrapped around her as we walk the city sidewalks at night and that's when she'll know that I was meant to protect her... without getting paid... 🐂

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Well here's the thing, I figure that she can fire her bodyguards if we go on a few dates because I'll have my badass alpha arms wrapped around her as we walk the city sidewalks at night and that's when she'll know that I was meant to protect her... without getting paid... 🐂

You gotta get paid dude. Don't let her walk all over you. 

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